The Ladies' Tee

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the golf course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!"

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement - "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee!"

I had enough. I shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut the f*** up and let me play my second shot!?"

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